cabbagecart:

justabigblah replied to your post: ….but I love avocado!! D: I may even dare to say that I might like avocados a liiittle more than cabbage.

At least avocados don’t have a weird flavor, like cabbage. I hate cabbage.

I beg to differ! My cabbages taste waaaay better than nasty avocado. And that mushy texture! 

 A mushy texture that melts in your mouth and smoothly crosses your tounge.

lowcarbcountry:

Boil them cabbage down, down! Turn them hoecakes round, round. Bile them cabbage down, down…boil that cabbage down!

 Looks like baby poop with veins. disgusting.

lowcarbcountry:

Boil them cabbage down, down! Turn them hoecakes round, round. Bile them cabbage down, down…boil that cabbage down!

 Looks like baby poop with veins. disgusting.

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cabbagecart:

For realz

You’re worse than Omashu.

cabbagecart:

For realz

You’re worse than Omashu.

cabbagecart:

avacado-merchant:

15buttercups:

untitled by Debbie Carloson Flickr.

 The simple beauty of the avocado. Breath taking. Simply breahtaking.

Your avocado has got cracks in it. 
What a pathetic looking vegetable. 
*sniff*

 Those aren’t cracks, you fool! It is the technique performed to remove the avocado from the skin…. I almost didn’t recognize you… Cabbage Man… I recognize the smell of rotting lettuce anywhere however. /smirks/

cabbagecart:

avacado-merchant:

15buttercups:

untitled by Debbie Carloson Flickr.

 The simple beauty of the avocado. Breath taking. Simply breahtaking.

Your avocado has got cracks in it. 

What a pathetic looking vegetable. 

*sniff*

 Those aren’t cracks, you fool! It is the technique performed to remove the avocado from the skin…. I almost didn’t recognize you… Cabbage Man… I recognize the smell of rotting lettuce anywhere however. /smirks/

(Source: 15hippogriffs)

15buttercups:

untitled by Debbie Carlos on Flickr.

 The simple beauty of the avocado. Breath taking. Simply breahtaking.

15buttercups:

untitled by Debbie Carlos on Flickr.

 The simple beauty of the avocado. Breath taking. Simply breahtaking.

(Source: 15hippogriffs)

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Both are futile compared to my wares, the all mighty avacado.